Identify Any Fallacies in the Following Passage Either by Naming

question 145

Short Answer

Identify any fallacies in the following passage either by naming them or, where they seem not to conform to any of the patterns described in the text, by giving a brief explanation of why the fallacious reasoning is irrelevant to the point at issue.
Why do I spend so much on clothes? Well, it's either that or look like a bum, and I know which of those I prefer.

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Definitions:

Nervous System

The part of an organism that coordinates its actions by transmitting signals to and from different parts of its body.

Reproductive System

The system of organs and structures in organisms that work together for the purpose of reproduction.

Endocrine System

The collection of glands that produce hormones to regulate metabolism, growth and development, tissue function, sexual function, reproduction, sleep, and mood, among other things.

Hormones

Chemical messengers secreted by endocrine glands that regulate various physiological processes in the body.