What Happens When Pirates Attempt to Kidnap Dionysus

question 23

Multiple Choice

What happens when pirates attempt to kidnap Dionysus?

• A) He changes them into dolphins.
• B) He becomes a dolphin and escapes them.
• C) He attacks the ship with the help of dolphins.
• D) Trick question: Dolphins try to kidnap him and are, as punishment, changed into pirates.

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